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Dragonflies are timeless

August 11, 2024 by Christoffer Petersen 4 Comments

Photo credit: Ngan Nguyen

Not so many posts ago, I mentioned that I had been contacted by a webtoon company looking to licence my Greenland stories. They attempted to woo me with phrases such as

Recently I came across your work and couldn’t help but be captivated by Greenland Crime Series, its rich narrative has the potential to be brilliantly adapted into the dynamic world of comics.

And

If the prospect of adapting your books into visually compelling webcomics intrigues you, or if this is something that aligns with your creative vision, we invite you to explore this opportunity further.

And I agreed. I was suitably wooed. And I love the idea. I’ve mentioned this before, a couple of posts ago. And, clearly, I haven’t let it go. Because another part of the mail suggested the expertise I would benefit from if I took them up on their offer, adding,

we are a team of talented artists and writers with a proven track record of bringing literary works to life through the visual medium.

Well, as I mentioned in those previous posts, I did some digging and discovered that their experience is based on the “proven track record” of others, in that they use AI to generate the images for the webcomics, and AI to generate the text. So the images are based on the work of visual artists, and the text, well, that would be based on the work of other writers, and my work, of course. It had to be AI, as how else would they be able to produce a whole webcomic within 48 hours? I got that last bit from the company’s website.

As mentioned before, I agreed to a video meet, but in the week or so it took them to get back to me, I had done a deep dive on the company, and seen far too many examples of their end product. I had never intended to licence my work with them but thought about taking the meeting for the experience.

Now, the company has moved on, of course. No sense wasting time on a non-starter. But the ripple they set in motion is, obviously, still rippling. In my head, at least.

I talked to a friend about it, and we agreed that we’re not going to be able to stop this surge of AI products and services. My friend even suggested that, had I said yes, I would have more content that required little to no effort to produce, which could bring in an income, allowing me to write more stories.

It’s true. Although a quick look at the way the company suggested money could be made from webcomics indicated there would be next to no income, which I guess is to be expected for effortless content creation.

And there it is.

Algorithms and the mega corporations that employ them, have already drastically lowered the cost of what consumers are prepared to pay for “content”. So artists are already in a “next to no income” situation, relying on sales at scale to bring in any income at all. Selling at scale, of course is wholly dependent upon currying favour with the God of Algorithms, and such favour is preferably curried in cash.

You can fudge it a little, and that’s what I do with my content marketing, i.e. publishing new stories on a regular basis to stay visible in the charts, which is akin to treading water to keeping my head above the surface. Other publishers and a lot of indie authors with fewer books pay through the nose to do the same.

I’ve written a lot of stories to keep breathing, and I’m really pleased with the stories I’ve written. But it’s not sustainable. Not in the long run. So when an AI company comes calling, no matter how terrible the compensation might be, or how awfully generic the end product is, I can understand why authors might be tempted. Or, at the very least, curious enough to hit ‘reply’ and learn more about how they might approach such a task, and to answer the all-important question ‘what’s in it for me?’

What is in it for me?

That’s the bigger question, and if I was to think about AI when I answered that, then I would realise that there is plenty in it for me, even though I didn’t ask for it.

AI, for example, is a part of my Internet browsers, although I choose not to use it, or anything like ChatGPT etc as – never mind how good or bad they might be – these services use 6-10 times the amount of energy when searching for something or generating text. And, thinking of the environment, as the tech companies scale up and incorporate AI into EVERYTHING, then the promise that AI will solve the ‘issue’ of climate change, is a bit of a moot point, really, because it’s going to fry the world in the process.

Where I do use AI, although I hadn’t really thought about it, is in the initial grammar and spell check I do in WORD. It used to be okay, but now it is something called Editor, enhanced with AI, and, well, it’s really gone downhill, to the point where even a cursory first pass is a little suspect now and I ignore 99% of the suggestions.

This, actually, gives me hope. Although not in a good way.

The worse it gets, and the more people realise it, then there might be some backlash. The hope is, generally speaking, that the more prevalent AI becomes, the more we start to see the same images and passages of text, the more we will hunger – hopefully – after something unique, maybe a little raw and a tad unpolished.

The same friend who I talked to about AI said they had heard that social media is suffering, and that so much content is produced by bots and AI that, pretty soon, social media will only be populated by bots and AI. And then – and I’m really hopeful now – the same tech companies that make a killing when companies (publishers and independent authors among them) curry the favour of the algorithmic gods, will realise they have created a closed system, with bots and AI (probably one and the same, but, honestly I don’t care) feeding upon one another.

Which makes me smile when I think of my silly and ineffective resistance to Facebook wanting to use all my images, videos, and text on their social media, combined with all the content created by all the people in the world – including a high percentage of artificially created content – to feed their equivalent of the AI they are making.

It’s the digital equivalent of cannibalism.

And, at this point, I’m thinking they should go right ahead. Knock yourselves out.

No, literally, I mean that.

Knock yourself out.

Go create your social media fishpond, your ‘put and take’. We’ve ‘put’ everything into it. You’ve done your darndest to ‘take’ everything out of it. But don’t be surprised if we stop visiting the fishpond. Or, rather, be surprised. I would love that and would love to see the so-called tech bros’ faces when they wonder “Hey? Where’s everybody at? Where’d everybody go?”

Well, you took our content, you’re coming after our jobs, and when you’ve taken everything, including the planet, we will literally have nothing left to give.

So go ahead, take it all. But don’t expect a shoulder to cry on when you realise you’ve created a monster, and the monster is all you have left.

They say that AI is the very last thing humans will create.

So be it.

But while writing this, a huge dragonfly landed on my window, and I looked up, watching it for as long as it stuck around, preferring to look at something real, something unique, and something timeless.

Dragonflies, according to Britannica (i.e. the original encyclopaedia) have a fossil history dating back over 300 million years to the Late Carboniferous Epoch, predating the dinosaurs by 100 million years.

They are truly timeless, and I think we could and should learn something from that.

Chris

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News in August 2024

August 10, 2024 by Christoffer Petersen 4 Comments

A quick post today to mention that August’s newsletter is live on Substack, including a bit of news from the home front, updates on Piniartoq, and links to free short stories.

Chris

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Shaking things up for Sherlock!

August 9, 2024 by Christoffer Petersen Leave a Comment

I may have mentioned this, but I’m playing around in another author’s world. Nope, not Karl Drinkwater’s, but Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s! I’m writing Sherlock Holmes stories and if you’re curious, then you might find the current Kickstarter campaign of interest.

We’re mid-campaign, and stuck in the desert. So I just added another special reward for all backers, but only if we get 25 backers by Wednesday August 14.

So if you like the idea of new Sherlock Holmes stories set in Greenland and Denmark, then this is definitely the campaign for you. 🙂

Here’s that link again. 😉

Chris

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Thank goodness we’re all different!

August 8, 2024 by Christoffer Petersen Leave a Comment

I buy way too many eBooks, and often when I see the “Limited Time Offer” on Amazon. It’s crazy. I buy the book, add it to my kindle library, and then I don’t read it. I often end up buying the book at a later date in paperback or even hardback in a secondhand bookstore, or a charity shop, and then I read it.

This one’s different.

I got The Year of the Locust a few days ago, and I haven’t put it down yet. 🙂

I was wary, though. As I bought the author’s first book I Am Pilgrim a few years ago – another deal – and I really struggled to get past the first few chapters and abandoned it. And yet, apparently, I was wrong, in the minority, and everyone else thinks I Am Pilgrim is one of the best books of all time.

So, being wary and all that, I checked out The Year of the Locust on Goodreads, discovered that people have been waiting for it for about 10 years, and so many people are disappointed and can’t believe the same author has written it. Which, naturally, only made me more interested to discover why.

I am terrible when it comes to reviews. I always read the 1 star reviews first, including the 1 stars for my own books. It’s not that I have put the brakes on my positivity streak, rather, I feel you learn far more about a book from a 1 star review than you can from a gushing 5 star. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE gushing 5 star reviews of my books. Love ’em. But the 1 stars are where the action is. Quite often 1 stars are given by people who don’t normally read that genre, or, in the case of The Year of the Locust, they love the genre and the author, but cannot fathom why the author wrote the book or the publishers published it.

It was the same when I studied Professional Writing at Falmouth. I learned nothing from peer feedback when my fellow students told me they loved what I had submitted for critique. Everything was good. They loved the characters, the setting, the plot – you name it, they loved it. So, a few of us, who wanted to actually learn something, adopted the gloves off approach. We had a good group of three or four who went all in with the 1 star reviews. Respectfully and constructively. It wasn’t a bloodbath. Not always. But I happen to know those 1 stars helped me graduate with a distinction.

I also know why Terry Hayes wrote The Year of the Locust.

He wrote it for me. 🙂

Take a normal thriller, include all the normal thriller tropes, and then, and then annoy the hell out of your loyal readers and fans, and throw in a bunch of stuff that simply has no business being anywhere near a thriller, not even on the same shelf.

Yep, I read the 1 star reviews. A lot of them say the first third of the book is great, normal thriller stuff, whereas after that The Year of the Locust goes off the rails. One might say it goes batshit crazy!

I haven’t got there yet, but oooh take me off the rails! I’m ready for the crazy! 🙂

Here’s the UK link for The Year of the Locust* eBook that I can’t put down:
Amazon UK – £0.99 at the time of writing (08/08/2024)

And another UK link for the I Am Pilgrim* eBook, which I wholeheartedly DON’T recommend! That’s my 1 star right there! 🙂
Amazon UK

Chris

*As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.

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Three words I hate

August 7, 2024 by Christoffer Petersen 8 Comments

Hate is such a strong word, but when I first started hating these three words I was much younger. And, because the words are associated predominantly with marketing, then I’m going to stick with the word ‘hate’, even though I would rather there was no such thing.

What I hated was that no sooner had school broken up for the summer, the shop windows were suddenly filled with “Back to School” adverts, usually floor to ceiling, you couldn’t avoid them.

Did they not understand that I hated school? Did they not realise that I had six or seven weeks of summer to look forward to, but already on day one they were reminding me that summer would end soon, and I would have to go back to school.

In my opinion, this phrase of three independently innocent words should be banned! And while there are, for better and worse, fewer shops in the high street, those same damned words now follow me online!

I’m sure lots of kids had a good time at school, but I didn’t. And I’m sorry, Mum, I’m sure you’re reading this, but I really didn’t like school. I’m trying to think of that one teacher who inspired me, or that one lesson I looked forward to, and I mean really looked forward to, but, alas, no, I pretty much hated all of it.

Which, dear reader, kind of begs the question, why on earth did you train to be a teacher, Chris?

Well, the short answer is I never wanted to be a teacher. When I started my first degree in Ambleside, Cumbria, I read the small print, that I would be studying Outdoor Education and Environmental Science. I missed the large print that stated said course was a Bachelor of EDUCATION, and primary school to boot.

Maybe I should have paid more attention during class in school?

But wait… I hated school, so that kind of explains that then, doesn’t it. 🙂

This reminds me of a lovely quote from A.A. Milne’s Winnie-the-Pooh. Pooh has gone to see Owl to ask him to write a birthday message for Eeyore on an empty honey pot.

‘Can you read, Pooh?’ [Owl] asked a little anxiously. ‘There’s a notice about knocking and ringing outside my door, which Christopher Robin wrote. Could you read it?’

‘Christopher Robin told me what it said, and then I could.’

‘Well, I’ll tell you what this says, and then you’ll be able to.’

So Owl wrote…and this is what he wrote:

HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY

Pooh looked on admiringly.

I read a lot of A.A. Milne during my one year at teacher training college. And I have to admit, Pooh let me down when I was reading Winnie-the-Pooh aloud to a class of… I don’t know… twenty five-year-olds? It doesn’t matter, because Pooh is not a loveable bear to a five-year-old. Pooh is poo, which in British English means shit.

Lovely.

Fits of giggles, I tell you.

And there I was, aged eighteen, in my own private hell, studying to be a teacher, to spend the rest of my days teaching in, you know, a school, which, if you remember, I hated.

Perfect.

So I dropped out of teacher training, and with the help of a very supportive mum, explored other avenues to get into Outdoor Education, and then on to a BA, not a BEd. and the beginnings of a career in the outdoor industry.

Until I met Jane, and we moved to Denmark, and I needed a Danish qualification, and ended up as a… you guessed it, a teacher.

Now, my first job as a qualified teacher was in Greenland, and seven years later, we know how that turned out, and I have something like 50 novels, 100 novellas, and over 100 short stories to show for it. So teaching is not all bad. At least, not in Greenland.

Back in Denmark, however, the Danish advertising bureaus do like to spice things up with English words. And, you guessed it again, they love, absolutely love to use the English phrase, Back to School, when encouraging parents to spend lots of money at the beginning of the summer in preparation for the end.

The end of summer, I should add.

Although going back to school was pretty much apocalyptic for me. So, same same.

The summer starts at the end of June in Denmark, so I get hit with Back to School a month earlier than I would in England. And then, because I consume English media to the same degree as Danish, I get hit again in August.

Fantastic! I love it. Really, I do.

Again, I ask for a ban, or at the very least, to wait with the whole Back to School psychological trauma marketing campaign until a week before school starts. How about that?

Anyway, when Jane and I were paddling the Yukon River, I would send letters to myself from remote villages such as Beaver, Alaska. Sometimes I sent postcards. But inside the sealed envelopes I wrote a long letter to myself, reminding the future me that when I got back to Denmark I should not, under any circumstances, return to teaching. I even wrote a version of “Do not open before Christmas” on the front of the envelopes but with the words “Open if you are thinking of teaching”, instead.

This was back in 2016.

I still have the envelopes, unopened, but when we came back to Denmark I needed a job, and, you guessed it thrice, I went back to teaching.

However, fast forward to 2024 and I’ve been out of the teaching game so long now, that even when I apply for a teaching job, I don’t get a look in.

This, I’m sure you can agree, is good, i.e. it’s good for the kids. The only problem with this whole damned situation is that I was and am, actually, a pretty good teacher. I have a good rapport with the kids, about a 100 creative ways to engage them, and I think we have a common bond, in that we – me and the kids – both hate school. 🙂

But then, when I include a link to my website in my CV, and there are posts such as this one on the blog, is it really any wonder that I don’t get an interview for the teaching jobs I apply for but don’t want?

Which brings me to the next three words, that I love.

At age 50, soon to be 51, and having strategically booted myself out of the teaching industry, I can honestly, and finally say:

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Not sleeping!

August 6, 2024 by Christoffer Petersen 2 Comments

I was quick this time, getting the eBook into paperback. I usually struggle with that step. But now I’m on a roll, I might even go for hardback, too! 😉

Before the Devil Wakes is a mix of everything, including Luui at her finest, and Petra at her most impulsive. I had fun writing it, especially the coffin scene when… Wait. No spoilers.

Click on the following links to pick up your copy from Amazon*

eBook:
Amazon US
Amazon UK

Paperback:
Amazon US
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